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gaybearhugs asked: Stranger: hey
You: penis are you there?
Stranger: ?
You: im looking for my penis is it there
Stranger: don't tell me you've lost your penis
You: you too
Stranger: yes
Stranger: have you by any chance found a spare one?
You: damn i hope they are safe and nope none sorry :(
Stranger: maybe they've found each other.
You: i hope
Stranger: i'm sure they're on their way back
Stranger: trying to find home
Stranger: don't worry
You: i sure hope your right
Stranger: well, i wish you luck in finding your penis.. i have to go, i think i just dropped a ball
You: oh ok same too you good luck
Stranger: fairwell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this is a funny coversation dont you guys think so ^.^*

lol

-m

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Dear Fiona,

Yesterday was my girl’s birthday. :) I refuse (repeat, REFUSE) to wish her happy birthday. hahahahahahhaa I hope you like the suspense...

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YES. TOMORROW, WE SHALL EAT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Hi fat Snorlax.

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